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How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
With your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
(Source: hungoverhedgehogs, via death-by-lulz)
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]:
I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.
(Source: narvaezs)
